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Joke of the Day

"We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

"Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word."

"Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)"

"If y is dependent upon x, that means y is determined by x. So we could call y the determinant. If that's true, then we can call x Arnold... because it's de-terminator. Heh."

"The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical."

"Why did the pirate have to change wenches? His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck."

"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"

"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"

"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"