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Joke of the Day
"Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam."
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"My friend just told me this joke: ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Chicken"" ""Chicken who?"" ""TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"""