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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a condom full of money? Johnny Cash."
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"Son asks ""Dad, do you die if you lose your head?"" Dad responds ""That is a no-brainer"""
"NSFW I got rejected from a job interview. Apparently, when asked an example you worked well in a team, ""gangbag"" is not an acceptable answer."
"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."
"Damn boy, are you the black jelly bean? Because I absentmindedly picked you, and now I regret having you in my mouth."
"Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs."
"What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water? A religious movement."
"Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them off a building but by that point they're just sobbing ""thank you"""
"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "