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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con? Virgin Mobile"

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."

"How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead."

"Turned on TV and heard people talking about grinding, pumping & hole filling. Sadly, it was just CNN."

"Went to my daughter's netball finals yesterday. What a semi."

"What's the difference between kindergarteners and /r/Jokes? Kindergarteners are creative."

"Wi Fi doesn't work so well in the office. HR will need to talk to this lazy Vietnamese."

"I remember when I used to hang out with the lead singer for Limp Bizkit... They were the Fredst of times, they were the Durst of times."

"[blind date] Her: I was so scared you'd be a weirdo Me [revving chainsaw]: I CANT HEAR YOU"