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Joke of the Day
"I promised myself to stop jacking off to porn... It's gonna be hard for the next couple weeks."
Next Joke
"What makes light beer and having sex on a canoe essentially the same thing? They are both fucking close to water."
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."
"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"
"Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security."
"Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women."
"Two men walked into a bar One of them said ""I want some H2O."" The second man said ""I want some H2O too."" The second man died."
"Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in hell The paramedics revived them"
"I was walking through the cemetery.. Saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, ""Morning.."". He said, ""No. Taking a shit."""
"The most I've ever paid for sex.., Is through marriage"