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Joke of the Day
"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."
Next Joke
"Did you hear there was a nuclear explosion in space this morning?! Most people call it the sun. Note: My dad pulled this on me this morning. My friend hit me when I told them."
"Why don't people eat clocks? It's too time consuming."
"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? An automobile"
"Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles."
"Can ""born this way"" apply to laziness?"
"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."
"What's a dish best served cold? Air condish."
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don't kill Kevin Bacon."