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Joke of the Day
"Me: Santa, why are women so scary? Santa: dude come on, I make $8.50 an hour, get off me."
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"Why does a middle eastern person not give a blowjob to an American? Because he hates Bush. ahahahah Get it George Bush ...... Ill see myself out....."
"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one is that happy"
"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."
"Rattlesnakes and condoms Two things I don't fuck with"
"Basically, I'm paying for a gym membership just to have the keyring thingy so people think I actually go to one..."
"If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby"
"Lost 200 pounds. Here's my story. British prostitutes are *expensive.*"
"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."
"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."