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Joke of the Day

"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."

"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."

"At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit"

"What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park? ""Watch the Parking son."""

"""I'm a great listener."" - The US government on a first date."

"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin' Bran."

"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."

"What's a Mexicans favorite candy? Jelly beaners."

"Life tip - buy a birthday card with your morning bottle of wine and people will think it's a gift. You are welcome."

"A termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""