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Joke of the Day
"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."
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"I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife I thought that was a good trade"
"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject, these days if you mention botox no one raises an eyebrow."
"""I wish there were something like coffee, but faster-acting,"" he thought, before remembering that it already exists and ruins your life."
"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."
"I'm a Gentleman. I'll always give a woman my umbrella if it's raining outside. Unless she's wearing white of course."
"Jessica Simpson has already taught her daughter everything she knows."
"How many Nazis does it take to finish a race? None, Nazis can't finish a race."
"It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing."
"I just got a new job at a gay magazine. I'm a poofreader."