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Joke of the Day
"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."
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"So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry."
"""Why are the good ones always taken?"" - Me, staring at the assorted cookie tray"
"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."
"In light of Jeremy Clarkson's recent firing from BBC... If James May quits in return we will all be in dis-May."
"[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen"
"Jesus went into an inn. He handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind."
"If two rap artists adopted a child... Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?"
"Click Bait Joke"