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Joke of the Day

"Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at. If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain."

"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."

"What do you call a street on the Mexican border? Wall Street"

"A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating."

"What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake? ""Dough!"""

"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."

"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas. The receptionist asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"A Higgs boson enters a church And the priest says, ""I'm sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons in churches"" The Higgs replies, ""but without me, you can't have mass"""

"Today I connected all the freckles on my arm with a Sharpie. It spells out RIKSHAZ9LIRK. Clearly I am The Chosen One."