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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted."

"Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen."

"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."

"I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are ""Halloween decorations"" again."

"Did you hear about the coprophile? He got off through a process of elimination."

"Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin."

"Yep, it's a Yo-Mama joke Yo Mama'a so fat that when she goes to New York people say: That's one Big Apple."

"A mushrooms walks into a bar... ... The bartender yells ""Get the hell outta here!"" The mushroom says ""But why?! I'm a Fungi!"""

"I went to a disco last night... (mildly NSFW) They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen I got kicked out."

"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"