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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"

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"You hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stays up all night, every night, wondering if there truly is a dog."
"Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim"
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