159564

Joke of the Day

"What's the riddle? What has a foot but no legs?"

"Rick Astley voted in the referendum. He's never gunna give EU up"

"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("

"What do you call a pig making cookies? Bakin'!"

"I put the ""m"" in illiterate"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it"

"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."

"1. The truth will set you free. 2. The truth hurts. 3. Being set free hurts."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."

"The best advice I can give to Black Friday shoppers is to come early and take a shit by the door so everyone tracks it in."