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Joke of the Day
"What's the riddle? What has a foot but no legs?"
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"if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch"
"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."
"Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?"
"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"
"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."
"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."
"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"
"What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger"
"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower."