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Joke of the Day

"Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child."

"""This is gonna be so awful, and everyone's least favorite, yet .0001 of the population will keep it in demand."" - Inventor of licorice"

"Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."

"Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did."

"Like Captain Ahab, I have my own white whale. But I have no one else to blame, I'm the one who married her."

"I'd love a video montage of every single time I've walked into a room and forgotten why I'm in there."

"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."

"I bet a lot of people have tried that ""See you next year!"" joke at the end of December but got proven wrong by dying in a DUI."

"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."