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Joke of the Day

"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."

"What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au"

"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators but when he arrived there was no one there, he'd come too early."

"A UDP packet walks into a I would tell you another UDP joke but you might not get it."

"I heard Donald Trump has read a lot of different books.. ..Apparently for the most part he never made it past Chapter 11."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shakin' for? Shes gonna eat me."""

"Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again."

"The Holocaust."

"I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents."

"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."