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Joke of the Day

"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."

"My ass is one of the great wonders of the world if you're wondering when it's getting off this couch."

"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."

"Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, ""Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."""

"70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist."

"4 gay guys walk into a bar... They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, ""why don't we just flip it over?"" (Sorry if its a repost)"

"The problem with political jokes is.. Too many get elected."

"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."

"I made a song about a tortilla. [Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)"

"How much space is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible."