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Joke of the Day
"I smell sex and candy. I hate being Willy Wonka's roomate."
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"My wife is so much more attractive without having glasses on. That's why I always take mine off when I get home from work!"
"how do trains fall in love? it attracks another one."
"What do you call a gay club in the 70's? Phallic! at the Disco"
"""<------------ people who don't want Ellen Pao to go."" --someone who's never getting to the front page"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."
"Why does Santa deliver all the presents Because it's for a good clause"
"Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now."
"What's a pirates favorite place to eat? Arrrrrrrrrbyyyyssss"
"Ladies: We leave the toilet seat up because we don't want to touch it any more than you do."