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Joke of the Day
"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."
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"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."
"Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? A: Because she was in the non-friction section."
"Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in the US? Welcome to Louisiana"
"Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda"
"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"
"What do a woman and a toilet seat have in common? Without a hole in the middle they wouldn't be good for shit. (Wife told me this one)"
"You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""
"How was Germany able to Take over Poland so easily. They marched backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."