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Joke of the Day
"I felt sad when my girlfriend wouldn't reply to my emails I guess that was the point of no return"
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"Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States."
"It smells like up-dog in here."
"When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he's grown up, so he's just Bark Wahlberg."
"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"
"What do you call two gay Irish partners? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn"
"What is the difference between a black person and a tire? The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains."
"its ok to feel weird in the grocery store. you are surrounded by stuff that is going to move through strangers bodies"
"I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey."
"[On WebMD] I have a sore throat [Throat cancer] I wasn't done, and a stomach ache. [Cancer] Couldn't it be the flu? [If it wasn't cancer]"