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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor? Because these colors don't run"
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"YO mama is so poor... She can't even pay attention"
"Family size or very determined single person size?"
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil? *thick Italian accent* ""She don't even touch it."""
"I have found the secret to intradimensional travel"
"Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?"
"""Of course I have a mandate!"" Donald Trumpler shrieked at reporters. ""Master Putin is picking me up tonight for dinner and dancing."""
"Flavor Flav is the bomb \()/ "
"How do you detach frogs leg You Ribbit"