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Joke of the Day

"A drunk stumbles out of the bar, sees a nun on the sidewalk and pops her one right in the nose... while she's on the ground crying, he says,""Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"""

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"Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman... Who gave Jesus the gift of the beard. Which he rocked until the day he died. And three days after."
"Why can't Bane play baseball? He always breaks the bat."
"Shitting myself about this Ebola situation... Which is worrying, because that's one of the symptoms."
"[bank robbery] OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN! [dave starts doing the electric slide] Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money"
"Twitter is going to get very dark when we all get older and are still tweeting from our Alzheimer and dementia riddled brains."
"My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive."
"July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not."
"""I could eat."" - How I answer most questions, even if they're not food-related."
"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."