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Joke of the Day

"In 1975 Bill Gates was out on a date... ...and he asked his female companion what he should name his new company. She replied that he should name it after his penis."

"How do you call 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte"

"Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around."

"Whenever I tell someone I'm Russian they tell me to slow down."

"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you.."

"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."

"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith today As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Cold dark and bitter."

"if you take a selfie at a dad's funeral, his hand will rise up out of the casket and give you bunny ears"