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Joke of the Day
"Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns? The take everything, literally."
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"Why did the musician hate getting drunk? He always had treble finding his keys!"
"What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan."
"What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation"
"What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !"
"I once dated a girl with twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders? The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected"
"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"
"""It's a competition, I didn't come here to make friends."" -- Jerry, the 1st contestant eliminated on this season's ""Friendmakers""."
"If you're not sure how to spell a word, there are thousands of English professors on Twitter who will correct you."