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Joke of the Day

"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do."

"If you're in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you're insane. We know. Nobody's thinking you're an emotionally stable clown posse."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic... ...and so am I."

"Okay, Beverly Hills plastic surgeons. Seems like it might be time for you to Google ""normal human mouth"" photos."

"An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."

"One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled ""YOURE WASTING SHIRTS"" at the TV"

"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"

"There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"Do Apes kiss? Yes but never on the first date!"

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fo drizzle"