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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Asian born in Canada Ehsian"
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"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
"So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and Bill Nye all walk into a bar... They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips."
"[airport check-in] Me: I'd like to check this in Clerk: you'll have to take that on with u Me [sighing & picking baby up off counter]: fine"
"I was at a femminist meeting last week... they asked me ""How do you see lesbian relationships?"" I said in HD. They didn't like it..."
"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door."
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?"" After he received the pizza, he waited. ""Where's my change?"" ""Ah, change comes from within."""
"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"
"Making Snacks by San Widge"