1950
Joke of the Day
"Chicks... ...they only get laid once."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish."
"If I got a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive .. .. I'd eventually be attractive."
"I've just sold some glass rockets to Kim Jong Un. I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons."
"Standing in the liquor store, trying to decide if tonight's dose of self-loathing and regret should have a screw-top or a cork."
"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"
"A joke about elevators It was funny on so many levels"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
"What do you call a communist dog? Karl Barx"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !"