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Joke of the Day

"/r/Pyongyang is a.... [Fun and Happy Place!]"

"I tweeted about Darth Vader wearing Depends earlier. Since then, two Vaders and have ""followed"" me. I'm getting choked tonite. Help."

"What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat."

"you're lucky I can teach you how to shave my dad wasnt around to teach me. now watch *presses razor against face and moves head up and down*"

"What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be? D'oh-ta 2"

"What do you call a grandma that know martial arts? A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells."

"HULK WANT LOAN Bank: We can't loan to people like you. GREEN PEOPLE?? *flips table into moon* Bank: People owing 2.6B in property damage."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? dust funnies"

"I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths I went swimming the other day..."

"For a week I've been telling my kid ""If your cough isn't better tomorrow, you're going to the doctor!"" and it finally worked. (She died.)"