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"/r/Pyongyang is a.... [Fun and Happy Place!]"
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"When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams."
"what's it called when you're secretly a norse god? you're low key loki"
"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."
"What's a stoners favorite word? Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)"
"If Elon Musk ran for president, what would his subreddit be called? /r/futurology"
"Vanna White's birthday is today... Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements."
"Why are carpenter ants the sexiest ants? Because they eat your wood."
"My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park. I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter."
"The human body is 90% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."