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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
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"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."
"A surgeon turns to his assistant, while operating, and says... ""Hey, it's the right or the left one?"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Just kiddneying!"""
"I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans."
"You know you're awesome when Facebook suggests people you have already had sex with."
"Why didn't Mark Watney get any pussy on Mars? Curiosity killed the cat"
"Where can you find the speed of light? At C level"
"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."
"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."
"What does caravans and women underwear have in common? Both are in the way if you are in a hurry"