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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's disgusting. You shouldn't tell people that."

"How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes... with a punchline."

"[undoes GFs bra first time] ""wow have you been practicing?"" don't be ridiculous [me and dog exchange glances]"

"So I ordered a sex toy online. It was so good, even the mail came."

"Up to 300 serial killers are active every day but the good news is that some of us have been incapacitated by the internet."

"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."

"When is it okay for monks to use e-mail? When there are no attachments"

"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."

"There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now."

"What does Trump have to do to win the election? Show off his erection."