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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!"
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"Q: What weapon is most feared by knights? A: A can opener."
"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A unemployed male college graduate."
"Why should you avoid sexual encounters with The Fonz? Because he has Ayyyds."
"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."
"What do you call a black person that flys an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard"
"What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler? They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))"
"[TRYING TO IMPRESS NEW GIRLFRIEND] 'Oh yeah, I love to cook!' *removes salad from the microwave"
"Penis nicknames My ex-girlfriend nicknamed my penis after her favorite rapper, Biggie. So I nicknamed her boobs after my favourite country band, Rascal Flatts."
"Girl are you a ringtone? Because you're really annoying and just get louder when I ignore you."