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Joke of the Day

"Can we all agree the biggest balls belong to the first person to set up a tip jar at Starbucks?"

"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."

"What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis? Em-OGs"

"Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs. Turns out he's lack toes intolerant."

"How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment? Zero. Feet are feet shaped."

"He-Man wasn't gay. He was just uninterested in Teela and was very good friends with a man named Fisto."

"Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father? Because he was too flambouyant."

"Buffalo Snow Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if this storm and flood ends up wiping away Buffalo, my chicken wing collection is going to be worth a fortune."

"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."

"Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead. So every day, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic."