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Joke of the Day
"Can we all agree the biggest balls belong to the first person to set up a tip jar at Starbucks?"
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"sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about."
"Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet"
"You know you're an optimist... ...when your blood type is B+"
"British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray."
"*locks hands with stranger in elevator* im nervous, this is my first time flying"
"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."
"[At the stress test, staring at a treadmill] Dr.: Just run at a speed where you can still talk normally. *sits down on a chair* Me: Okay."
"What is the easiest way to kill a frenchman? Break his neck by slamming down the toilet seat, while he is drinking. - Otto von Bismarck"
"So my girlfriend came over and wanted breakfast So I offered her my personal salami and if she tried hard enough she could get some dipping sauce as well"