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Joke of the Day
"Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday."
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"Told my 11 and 8 next time I take their electronics away I'd also be responding to all texts they receive.They've been well behaved since."
"Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes? Turban Outfitters!"
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a beer."
"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"
"Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly? They're all dead!"
"an always fun part of dating an extremely cool girl is learning just how many of her guy friends are secretly in love with her"
"You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes If they're behind her ears, she likes you"
"Why did the polish navy start putting glass floors on their boats? So every time they went out to sea, they could look at their old ships."
"Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa."