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Joke of the Day

"Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep"

"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"

"What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills? A Greek."

"Forgive me, for I have sinned. Same time tomorrow?"

"How Jesus was named: Mary: Joseph, I'm having a baby. Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!"

"I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks... if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day."

"From my 7 year old daughter: What do you call a girl shell? A she shell."

"Boy: Grandma do you know how to croak. Grandma: No I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do."

"I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' He said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'"

"What makes a joke bad? redundancy."