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Joke of the Day
"Why do kids hate Steven Hawking? They don't like their vegetables."
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"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It's so funny, I'm still trying to get over it."
"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."
"Who was the greatest motherfucker in history? Oedipus."
"Do you know why the government is important? It isn't, now have a landmine. -Ron Swanson"
"Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus"
"How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree."
"the last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the statue of liberty"
"If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you'll be dead soon."