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Joke of the Day
"If a candidate takes Virginia.. it will make his caucus hard."
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"Why did the blond take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept."
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans Free. - [*Darren Walsh*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"
"Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader."
"My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say ""Gotham needs me"""
"Why was the guitarist arrested? Because he was fingering A minor..."
"One social worker asks another ""What time is it?"" The second replies, ""I don't know, I'm not wearing a watch."" The first says, ""That's OK, the important thing is we talked about it."""
"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."
"When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time."
"Apologies to Rudyard Kipling but . . . If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs. . . . maybe you don't understand the gravity of the situation."