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Joke of the Day
"Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money."
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"Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"I'm optimistic. My life is only half full of shit."
"Three-legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon and says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Give a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life"
"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""
"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum."
"Spin the bottle is a lot like Russian Roulette if there's an ugly person there."
"What kind of letters do feminists send? Hate male."