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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do most people have trouble obtaining blood transfusions in Taiwan? A: Because they only have Taipei."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have Ethiopians."

"There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now."

"My brother got into a car accident today I asked where he got into the accident at and how he was doing. He said he got into the accident in Oklahoma and that he is doing OK."

"I wish my thumbs had the power of Pandora. I would give people the thumbs down & they'd instantly disappear & be replaced w/ a better one."

"Beethoven found that having diarrhoea always helped him compose quicker By midday, he was already on his third movement."

"A girl told me that I have a really strong tongue today. It was my dentist holding my tongue back as the other one was filling a cavity."

"I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads."

"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"

"Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11? Cuz it has another 1"