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Joke of the Day
"What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*"
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"How long is a meter in Spain? A Spanard"
"Wife: Are you coming or not? Me: Is there gonna be alcohol? Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral! M:... Wife: NO! Me: Then I'm not coming."
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