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Joke of the Day
"Billy has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. Billy has diabetes."
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"Waitresses/waiters of reddit... When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?"
"[in car] Wife: Dont tell ur arm story Me: Im gonna stick to humorous stories 2nite babe *at party* AND THAT'S WHEN MY HUMOROUS BROKE IN HALF"
"Don't ask a pregnant lady ""do you know the sex?"" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff"
"How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout."
"For people who've been around such a long time, grandparents seem constantly amazed that children grow."