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Joke of the Day
"Don't take a leaf out of my book I use leaves as bookmarks."
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"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"
"Why are alcoholics the same as necrophiliacs? When they feel like fucking death they crack open a cold one."
"PUTIN: If your American lover is in this room I'll kill him ELENA: He's not! PUTIN: (softly) u...s... [bursting from closet] A! USA! USA!"
"[around campfire] ME: *grabs guitar* Hey kids how about a song? KIDS: Yeah! ME: ok *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODI"
"Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ? That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!"
"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"
"Condom Warning Condoms no longer guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband."
"Where is the biggest jews concentration? In the air."
"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"