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Joke of the Day
"Why does Trump only use a laptop computer? Because of the small keyboard."
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"When I make you breakfast in bed, the least you can say is thank you. I mean what's with all this ""how did you get in my house"" nonsense?"
"Why cant stormtroopers be fathers? Because they shoot blank and always miss Edit: Can't*"
"Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors."
"Stop calling it ""sweater weather"" and call it what it really is, ""I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."""
"Vampires love tea... A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says ""I thought you only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea""!"
"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been looking for love in Alderaan places."
"A nun who was known to smoke a pack a day just recently quit her habit. Now she just smokes naked."
"We shouldn't send our trash into space, that's how you get space raccoons"
"what type of jeans does Mario wear? denim denim denim"