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Joke of the Day
"I was going to join the debating team... ...but someone talked me out of it."
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"In WW2 my granddad broke the enigma code... machine."
"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."
"U2 just announced a world tour. Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?"
"The best thing to do with Christmas lights that don't work is put them back in the attic so they can frustrate you again next year."
"Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"
"Worlds shortest joke... (fixed) My life."
"It's the anniversary of the Titanic sinking. Fortunately, we've made sure that would never happen today by melting all the icebergs."
"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."