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Joke of the Day
"I was going to join the debating team... ...but someone talked me out of it."
Next Joke
"If Jesus could see the way some Christians act today He'd be rolling in his grave"
"Why did the elephant paint its nails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!"
"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"
"I don't even want to know how many nude pics Donald Trump's cell phone must have of him."
"I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it."
"What is the best thing about kids? Making them!"
"My hemorroids are acting up again. I'm butt hurt about it."
"What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line."
"Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike? She was a cat."