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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry."
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"Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars."
"Just saw a guy checking out my wife. Good luck buddy. I'm married to her and I don't even have a chance."
"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"
"My girlfriend's dad asked me how hard it is being a philosopher. It's quite easy to love your daughter."
"Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools."
"What ship breaks dangerous ice flows in the Arctic? The Titanic."
"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"
"What do you get when you cross a donkey and a piece of onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear in your eyes."
"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"