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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cheese should Richard eat? Ricotta"
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"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""
"Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work."
"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."
"Where did the sick boat go? To the dock."
"""You're not leaving the table until you finish it, young man!"" --termite mom"
"What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!"
"I have Tourettes you fucking bitch."
"Disabled toilets... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in."