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Joke of the Day

"what type of meat does the pope eat? nun"

"2 young Christians walk into a bar... But they're under age & can't drink, so they don't really do anything."

"Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends. Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you? Walter: It's on the house."

"Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you."

"What kind of medicine do bears take? Bayer Asprin"

"No, no, no, you don't have to engage in a long explanation of why you're single. We've spent five minutes together, I think I've got it."

"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."

"What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done."

"Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks"

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"