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Joke of the Day

"what type of meat does the pope eat? nun"

"Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"Watched a sad porno the other day... [NSFW] It was a real tear jerker."

"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "

"The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful."

"What's it called when it's 9:20am and you can't wait for dinner? Oh, it's called fat. Nevermind."

"What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common? They're both pieces of china."

"What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'"

"I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just like cops when I'm speeding & shitting my pants is getting really old."

"The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar."