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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face."

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"Now that I'm older, I realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance."
"[Heaven] Me: What happened? God: You were sending a DM & got hit by a bus. Me: I only have one ques- God: Sorry, man. She was totes a dude."
"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."
"I could never be a hardcore gangsta rapper because there's probably a limit to how much you can enjoy a scone in public."
"Why hasn't there been a coup in the United States? Because they don't have a US Embassy."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that got a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park? A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth."
"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"
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