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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."
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"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...And he asks the bartender ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? Free of charge"""
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
"The Force can make you lift a spaceship out of the swamp, but proper sentence structure teaching, it can not."
"And then whiskey said ""tweet that, it's hilarious"". But whiskey was wrong. So very wrong."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. This kid working at Baskin Robbins is pretty scared. Now he's crying in the corner."
"What does apathy sound like? I'm Ellen Pao, AMA"
"What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate"
"Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days"
"*coroner takes picture of my body after I'm brutally murdered* Me: delete it"