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Joke of the Day

"Think I might run a marathon just to prove to myself that I can do something pointless and awful."

"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."

"Why couldn't the amputee rob the bank... Because he was unarmed"

"Some people should put professional victim on their resume"

"Damn girl, can you guys stop with these retarded jokes? The first 2 were funny...the last 10,000 have been dumb as shit."

"If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."

"This could be the Alcohol talking but.... OMG you guys! The ALCOHOL is TALKING!"

"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"

"How many planets are there in the solar system? There used to be nine, then there was eight and when I'm done with Uranus there'll be seven."

"They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum"