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Joke of the Day

"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"

"Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer."

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust."

"Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, ""Suck what?"""

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out."

"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."

"A girl at the restaurant was about to eat her food before I stood up & yelled ""STOP. THIS IS NOT THE THIRD WORLD LADY. INSTAGRAM IT FIRST"""

"The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon."

"I threw away my vacuumer today It was just collecting dust.."