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Joke of the Day

"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"

"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""

"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."

"What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died? Decomposers"

"What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman? An alcoholic with a drinking problem"

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"Blood types They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O."

"Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same."

"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."

"My daughter told me this one today and it had me in stitches. Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""