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Joke of the Day

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust."

"What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see Illegally blind"

"Did you hear about the nympho waitress? She was sick of getting just the tip"

"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."

"I remember when my dad was a drinker I also remember when he was a alive."

"Don't look for a job in a funeral company It's a dying industry"

"Pussy Don't worry you'll never get it."

"""Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist."" - God"

"Why will the ghost never succeed in life? He's too eeriesponsible!!!!"

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."