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Joke of the Day
"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."
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"What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail? Small medium at large."
"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"
"Why do ostriches have long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies!"
"Q: Where do books sleep? A: Under their covers."
"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"
"What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common? They both lost their pop."
"A book never written: ""Secret Societies"" by E. Lumin Audi"
"Congratulations on passing your test! You are HIV-positive"
"Some of you change your avi like I change my underwear. Every three days."